I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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