i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
They took my balls.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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