Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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