I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
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