The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
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