Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
My breath smells like gin and sadness
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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