There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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