The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
On second thought, is it weird that I scheduled a surgery that determines my fertility around lingerie football night? I might have fucked up priorities.
Absolutely not. I would have done the exact same thing.
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
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