"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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