I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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