We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
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