why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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