no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
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