Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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