is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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