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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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