Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
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