How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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