what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
I want to fling myself into the sun
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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