Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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