Welp...herpes.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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