Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
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