That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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