So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
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