bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
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