the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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