I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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