Pappa wants mamma naked
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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