the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
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