My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
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