I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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