one two three fourrrrnication!
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
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He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
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