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(213): View more from California

The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.

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(440): View more from Ohio

My astrological sign? Vagitarius.

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(312): View more from Illinois

Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex

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(269): View more from Michigan

dude she's married.

(1-269): View more from Michigan

so? a ring don't cover no holes.

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(860): View more from Connecticut

He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth

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(303): View more from Colorado

I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation

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(602): View more from Arizona

You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.

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(734): View more from Michigan

If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear

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(651): View more from Minnesota

I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering

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