Who did Billy Mays play for?
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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