She's JV to your varsity
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
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