I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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