Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
so i was sitting on this guys lap, and we were flirting and everything right..well his phone kept ringing, turns out it was his pregnant wife...she had gone into labor..
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
I believe in your delicious
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
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