in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
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