day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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