North Korea, Best Korea!
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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