PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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