I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
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