ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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