hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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