This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
I need to sanitize my soul.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
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