Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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