why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
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