a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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