girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
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