The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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