thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
I woke up this morning with a half eaten bagel and an empty pack of imitation crab meat in my bed. This is going to be my response to pick up lines now.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
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